I Solemnly Swear Never to Blog Drunk Again!

No, my fingers will never grace the keyboard again after more than three drinks. Or will they?
I’ve actually decided to do an official, full length drunk post- at least once a month. I think it brings out something extra… provocative (for lack of a better word) about me. I think it will be even funnier [...]

DRunk Blogby…

Alright… Soi, what’s better than being drunk and blooging? Obama supporters…that’s whsat! Fuck Opbama. Obama is a fucking socialist pig. i sincerely hope that al lof the liveral pieces of shit get what’s coming to th em. Fucking commies. I hope you all die and rot in hell.

Sexy News: 105 Year Old Virgin Claims Key to Longevity is Keepin’ Your Legs Closed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3165565/105-year-old-virgin-says-no-sex-the-key-to-long-life.html
First and foremost- this woman is asexual (and, no, I don’t mean like cnidarians and sponges… (Read up, kids: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality). There is no way an individual with normal human sexual impulses can go 105 years without doing the horizontal tango. I don’t believe it’s possible. And, if it is- this woman must have a constitution [...]